I'm no geography expert, but I thought Malibu was in California, not Jamaica.
Malibu Rum Bums
Nowhere in the commercial do we see their names, but apparently these two goobers are MC "Wonder Full" and DJ "Bernard." I assume the Bernard is in reference to the movie "Weekend at Bernie's 2," which takes place in the Virgin Islands, which might as well be Jamaica to your average American.
The recipe is simple and follows the rules of the cocktail: more than three ingredients, all ingredients are combined at one point, and it is made by a black man. A question, reader! Have you been on a cruise? Royal Caribbean? Cunard? Or the insufferable Carnival Lines? If not, consider yourself fortunate. Not only is there nothing to do (unless you enjoy slowly dieing) and they whole experience is made extra greasy by the modern form of slavery cruise companies have employed. Workers from the most impoverished countries in the world flock to work on these fatty armadas because the tips are good, if you get them. Other than that, you essentially toil away on this ships for months at a time and all to the tune to obese people screaming at you. AND WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF IT! So, I believe that Malibu Rum is trying to incite the joys white people experience when they have minorities serve them.
... Just sayin'
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Michael Kaye
Michael Kaye watches commercials... nearly all of them. Not only can he sit through these 30-second "films" that try to convince you to buy shit you don't need, he can analyze them. He can pick apart a national ad and make sure it runs out of the room crying. But most of all he tries to evaluate their values (which are nearly, always vacant).
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